Mendidih darah ku..

benda ni terjadi tme aku nk naek bas dr penang ke kL mlm semalam..kronologi cter ni..

kul 11.25..Aku sampai kt terminal sg nibong, sblh tapak pesta..aku g naek atas p mintak no plat bus kt kaunter transnasional..lpz aje dpt no bas, aku pn turun ke platform..

kul 11.30..bas da mmg tgh terpacak kt platform tu..aku pn naek le bas..naek aje bas, aku pelik seat aku ade pakcik mlayu tgh duduk..aku dgn penuh polite n adab ketimuran, tny pakcik tu, "Pak cik, tmpg tny ckt, seat pak cik 4C ke?"..die kata yea n tnjuk tiket die kt aku..mmg tiket die seat4C sme cm aku, tp bas die kul 11mlm, aku pny 12mlm..bas yg aku tgh naek tu bas utk kul12..dlm ati aku,"ah..sudah..jgn2 pak cik ni terlepas bas kul11 n slumber aje tempek kt bas aku"..aku respek pny pasal, aku g lepak dlu kt seat single plg blkg..aku lepak jp, then aku letak beg aku antara seat single(11c) n seat double plg blkg(11A n 11B)..

kul 11.42..aku trn blek bus n g toilet..ble aku sampai blek kt bas, ade bro mlayu lepak kt 11C..ni x bley jd, aku slow talk blek ngan pakcik mlayu td, aku ckp kt die, "Pak cik, mntk maaf ek, td sy ade perasan kt tiket pak cik, bas pak cik kul 11, tp skrg ni, bas ni utk kul 12 pny"..pakcik tu jwb,"bas utk kul11 gabung ngan bas kul12, klo x pcaya tny apek cine tu"..kt area aku tgh consult ngan pakcik mlayu tu, ade sorg uncle cne..aku pergi le tny uncle cne tu(sbb org pn byk g tny uncle cne tu psl seat bus, aku pn tak tawu psl ape)..aku tny die, die angguk2 smbl tnjk seat pakcik mlayu tu, seat aku..tp pakcik mlayu tu x nk mengalah..die tnjk plak tiket die..aku dah pening..laz2, uncle cne tu suh aku dk kt seat 3C, dpn pak cik mlayu tu..

aku pn dgn pening2 lalat, g le seat plg blkg, nk ambik beg aku..tup2, bro mlayu tu tny aku, seat 11C yg die tgh duduk tu, seat aku ke..aku ckp x, aku ckp le seat aku kne kebas ngan pakcik mlayu tu..rpe2 nyer seat die 3C, tp die sje lepak blkg..aku mls nk angkut beg g depan, aku lepak kt seat double sebelah bro tu..tgk2, ble bas nk gerak x de spe pn nk p kt seat double plg blkg(11A n 11B)..

12.00..ble bas dah gerak, org pn x de yg nk tempek kt seat double plg blkg, SO, kesimpulannyer, seat tu aku yg punyer..wahaha..klo spe2 pnh naek bas transnasional, divider antara kedua2 seat double kn bley naek dan turun, so aku bg turun..yg lg best, bdn aku kt 1seat n kaki aku kt lg 1seat..nyenyak gler aku tido..

mesti ade org wondering, psl uncle cine tu..aku rse uncle ni mybe bisu kot..yg lg best, ble bus dah gerak, die dk kt seat double, second dr depan..rpe2 nyer, die bukannyer driver bas(mostly, driver bas transnasional adelah mlayu, rse2 xde cine lgsg kot)..apek tu kne jd 'kaunter petanyaan x rasmi sebab die pacak kat area pintu bas, mke die cm driver bas n die pakai jaket lusuh yg slalu driver bas pakai)..

2 tahanan lari bertembung sesama sendiri

LAgi Utusan, mke depan..arini..

Wellington 29 JAN - 2 org tahanan yg cbe melarikan diri dr mahkamah, gagal berbuat demikian apabila gari yg dorg pakai tersangkut d tiang lampu mnyebabkan MEREKA BERTEMBUNG SESAMA SENDIRI N REBAH KE TANAH..

Then,polis officer bjaya memberkas dorg ketika dua2 tahanan meronta utk melepaskan diri dlm 'COBAAN PLG TERUK N HAMPEH PERNAH DILIHAT'.

Cobaan melarikan diri ni berjaya direcord oleh CCTV Mahkamah Daerah tersebut. Rakaman tu tnjk g dorg berlari ttpi terluper pasal gari yg mengikat mereka bersama..

Dorg kmdn diheret kembali ke court dgn dakwaan baru iaitu cbe larikan diri dr tahanan..



p/s dr aku..ape la pny mangkuk 2 convict ni..anyway, kte x dpt lari dr hukuman..klo terlepaih kt dunia, akhirat kan ade...

Ballack shoots and kills a pigeon

Time game fa cup, chelsea vs ipswich town..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW_Qy34k57I

try le ushar dari awal sampai abz..

Kambing ditahan kerana coba curi kereta..

Berita Utusan arini..Nak tergelak aku bc, aku mls nk salin semua, kre90% sama cm dlm paper..

Lagos..Polis di nigeria menahan seekor kambing krn disyaki terlibat dalam 1 rompakan bersenjata baru2 ni. Peduduk mengesyaki haiwan berbulu hitam dan putih itu menyatakan kpd polis bhw pencuri itu tlh menukarkan dirinya kpd kambing slps cuba mencuri keta MAzda 323.



"sekumpulan lelaki yg sdg melakukan rondaan kwln d kwsn perumahan, tlh ternampak beberapa org cuba mencuri kereta itu..Mereka cbe mengejar pencuri2 itu dgn salah sorg berjaya melepaskan diri, manakala pemuda yg lain bertukar menjadi kambing.."kata jurucakap polis..

"kami x dpt mengesahkan cereta ni ttpi kambing tersebut sdg berada dlm thnn polis dan kami x bley bergantung kpd maklumat yg agak mistik.."

Kepercayaan thdp perkara2 sihir mmg menjadi fenomena mistik di Nigeria, dan penduduk2 kwsn berhampiran ramai yg mengunjungi balai polis bg mengambil gmbr kambing itu"..

pesanan..jgn lpe senyum kambing

He..Eh..Hehe..Eheh

Laksamana adalah jawatan besar di dalam kesultanan Melayu Melaka. "Laksa kedah" pula adalah contoh jawapan kalau orang tanya kita "laksa mana ni?"

Membuat tahu sumbat sungguh meletihkan. Lebih letih lagi kalau orang lain hanya tahu nak sumbat je tahu sumbat dalam mulut.

Apakah perlu undang-undang??

Aku tawu, mungkin orang kata aku ni support AUKU atau ISA..tapi tak, aku hanya sokong kewujudan undang2 dalam kehidupan kita..no offence for rebel..

Undang-undang ni penting dalam idup kita, sebab nak guide kita baek ke jahat..kita kena patuh ape yang tertulis dalam undang-undang selagi undang2 tu bawak kebaikan dalam idup kita..

Tetapi, kita dibolehkan utk rebel ble kita kaji dalam2 yg undang2 tu berat sebelah..atau menindas kita..

Cam dulu tme skola menegah,aku cukup ske la simpan rambut blah depan..tapi aku selit, sebab tak nak kantoi ngan cekgu displin..tapi penah la kantoi..

Tapi ble da kat u, aku da malas simpan rambut blah depan, terjuntai keluar..rse cam perasan best la plak..padahal biase2 aje..

Aku dulu bukan men le rebel kat undang2, tapi skrg ble aku dah beso panjang, baru le aku paham kepentingan..



pesanan aku: nak rebel, rebel la..asalkan kte da pikir dalam2 benda yg kita nak fight tu bawak kebaikan ke tak..ciao

Ape la dosa mamat ni..Cian

KUALA LUMPUR: Seorang penghantar surat menghadapi saat getir apabila diserang tujuh lelaki dipercayai Mat Rempit yang mengugut dan mengepung mangsa sebelum membelasah serta menyamunnya.

Dalam kejadian kira-kira jam 11.30 malam kelmarin itu, mangsa berusia 21 tahun yang bekerja di sebuah syarikat swasta di ibu kota mendakwa mengalami kecederaan akibat dibelasah selain kehilangan telefon bimbit.

Menurutnya yang enggan dikenali, dalam kejadian itu, dia yang tinggal di Taman Sri Aman, Cheras di sini bersendirian makan di Bandar Permaisuri, Cheras sebelum pergi ke kedai runcit berdekatan untuk membeli rokok.



“Selepas itu, saya mahu pulang ke rumah, namun berhenti di tepi jalan selepas telefon bimbit berbunyi

more..

“Ketika berbual di telefon, sekumpulan lelaki menaiki empat motosikal datang dan seorang daripada mereka bertanyakan nama saya,” katanya.

Katanya, dia yang pada awalnya tidak mengesyaki apa-apa terkejut apabila lelaki terbabit secara tiba-tiba marah dan mengambil telefon bimbitnya.

“Mereka memukul saya beramai-ramai tanpa belas kasihan menggunakan topi keledar dan besi,” katanya.

Menurutnya, dia tidak dapat melakukan apa-apa kerana jumlah lelaki itu ramai selain cuba mengelak daripada dipukul di kepala dengan teruk.

“Kumpulan lelaki itu melarikan diri sebaik ada orang membantu saya dan menghubungi polis,” katanya.

Katanya, sebuah kereta peronda polis datang ke tempat kejadian dan dia dibawa ke Hospital Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia (HUKM) untuk mendapatkan rawatan.

Belajar mengayat awek...a.k.a pick up line

Try le ayat2 kat bawah ni, peh tu bagitaw kat aku kesan die ek...wa3

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

Ceritera pasal aweks...

Aku ni nak kata ensem gler tak de la, tapi orang cakap sedap la jugak mata memandang dan dipandang..Dalam dunia kita takkan terlepas dari perasaan mencinta dan dicinta sumbodi...

Pernah gak ade time, aku syok kat sorang awek ni, tapi awek ni cam nak kawan biase2 aje ngan aku..pada masa yg sama, ade awek yang lain, yang cam syok gler kat aku, tapi aku cam buat dia sbgai kawan biasa..

last2, dua2 aku melepaih..salah ke aku bt cam tu??

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Wa..Da lama aku tak bukak mulut..

Lama ek aku tak bukak mulut...


Aku ade 1 subjek..tajuk subjek tu, institusi islam...lecturer aku bagi tajuk "Hukum Isteri Menleteri Suami"..aku dengar tajuk ni pn cam nk tergelak..yela, suruh orang yg blum kawen, tulis pasal isu ni..wa3.....




tapi, xpe..demi amanah yang diberi ke atas aku, akan aku execute tugas ni sebaik2 nyer...wish me luck